Designer Dog Poo - Highest Quality!

$4.00  $2.00

Take a ride on the lollercoaster with this incredible, ultra-realistic imitation dog poo!

This really is the finest fake fecal matter known to man.  Each offering is diligently handcrafted with painstaking attention to detail.  Like snowflakes, no two droppings are exactly alike.

It's like manna from heaven.  Except it's poop.


Our poo comes in 5 popular styles, find the size that's right for you.

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The Regular
Just what you'd expect.  Fits any dog.

The Mini
Appears to have escaped from a cat or a very small dog.  Ribbed for added enjoyment.

The Sasquatch
This human sized poo is a real stunner.  Drop it next to the toilet at a party to make a BIG impression!


I Love You
The unconditional love only a pet can give.

The F You
The picture pretty much says it all.

Don't confuse our poo with the cheap Chinese plastic poo.  Theirs is blown from a mold and looks it.  Ours looks like it was blown from the source.  Each piece is hand painted using a secret process involving several layers and shades of paint.  It's topped off with a perfect poo-like finish, creating the illusion that it was just planted by a pooch.

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Customer Reviews:

by Charles L
I had a great time with this at my daughter's house on Christmas. I put it on the floor; her German Shepherd was sniffing it. When my daughter saw it, she put the dog outside and went to get something to clean it up. The other family members who were there broke into terrific laughter. It looks that good!

Rating: 5 of 5 Stars [5 of 5 Stars]